Thousands of blogs discovered
Wondering where all the blog entries are this year?
Documents recently uncovered appear to indicate that the Government broadband initiative is to blame.
Recent poor speeds in the NBN (National Blog Neutraliser) network seem to be because countless blog entries have been captured and stored in secure warehouses across the nation.
Rumours down at the docks are that it could be part of a tax crackdown following allegations that Marcus Copperi has been caught eating a double dutch irish sandwich (whatever that is - sounds terrible) and that officials trying to recover billions in unpaid tax are trying to close down the fishing classic in retaliation.
Lets just hope no one gets hold of the beer before the opening ceremony on Friday!