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The Ultimate Undress

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By  Stillwater Steve

Correspondent: Ronny R
Location: Manning Point Marina Carpark
Date: The Future

In a scoop rarely seen outside of a hollywood blockbuster, our own correspondant - Ronny Reuters - has filed this amazing report from the future.

The skies were clear, the water was murky and the beers ice cold the day the Queen came to town. The rumours were that she was just in town for some beach fishing and Jim, after selling her some beers, bait and a little shack called the Opprah House, roped her into a little ceremonial work he'd been putting off for three or four years.

But this reporter likes to believe she came all this way to do the honours, and that the beach fishing - she wouldn't be caught dead in the river - was just a side show.

Onlookers were confused as to why Her Majesty continously referred to the ceremony as the "Royal Undressing", however this reporter joined the dots after the marina proprietor, Jim, assured me that he "dusted off  his royal purple [unveiling curtains] before unleashing Her Maj on [them]" - or something.

The ceremony itself was interesting, if not uneventful, and the unveiling of the Manning Point Fishing Classic "Champions Board" was finally completed, albeit three years late.

 

2 comments

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