Secret Fish Magnet causes first illness
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In a report published late last night in the Estuary
Research has discovered that prolonged contact with Secret Fish Magnets can cause tooth aches, tingly sensations in the mouth, sinus problems and even ear aches.
There has been some concern about what the long term effects are from this 1940's device but there is extreme doubt that Captain Bluering will be able to tolerate this device.
After reviewing the Captain's medical record it was noted that he has a great deal of metal in his body, what with the gang hook on his left arm, steel leg with a wooden stump and the glass eye with the steel socket.
If Captain Bluering's U boat was sea worthy it may have been used instead of Team Karisma's sickness causing AT otherwise know as (Ocean Going Tug) by the US Navy.
But at this late stage of the preparation the Captain will have to wear his lead suit.
Research has discovered that prolonged contact with Secret Fish Magnets can cause tooth aches, tingly sensations in the mouth, sinus problems and even ear aches.
There has been some concern about what the long term effects are from this 1940's device but there is extreme doubt that Captain Bluering will be able to tolerate this device.
After reviewing the Captain's medical record it was noted that he has a great deal of metal in his body, what with the gang hook on his left arm, steel leg with a wooden stump and the glass eye with the steel socket.
If Captain Bluering's U boat was sea worthy it may have been used instead of Team Karisma's sickness causing AT otherwise know as (Ocean Going Tug) by the US Navy.
But at this late stage of the preparation the Captain will have to wear his lead suit.
