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Bald Beer Faeries

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By The Captain , Captain, C#nt, Umpie

The Manning Point Fishing Classic's beer factory has been running at 100% in preparation for the coming classic

Weather has slowed the annual collection by the beer gnomes and they have had to resort to backup methods.

When one was question on these "backup" methods he rattled on about previous classics' "left over brews" and something to do with feeding to camels and recapturing with fishing buckets

Now after further research, theses methods have been used for hundreds of years in the production of fine coffee with the help of climbing goats and mongooses digesting the beans and then processing would occur as normal

Images taken from the Indian Satellite "Aryabhata" shows hoards of punters lining up for the first taste of this fine ale

 

1 comment

Captain, we can't wait. My entire diet now consists of pre-digested food and drink. In fact, I like nothing more than a night on the piss!

Posted by Ronny Reuters, 21/03/2010 3:49:59 pm

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