Manning Point Fishing Classic Blog

2024 Manning Point Fishing Classic Champion, Lucky Lachie, has had his exploits celebrated in a new work commissioned by Marcus Copperi.

You can listen to "Lachie's Tide" now. 

Twice crumbed with a squeeze of lemon. The ones that didn't get away.  Like some! 

Two flatty, 41 and 38, and a decent little crab or two for Luckys count.

Bets are now on for rookie fight club. Who will win? The man mountain jerkbait or the inexplicably flexible andchovy?

..Or will the battle to end all battles result in an awkward shirtless draw?

place your bets!

The honour guard consisting of 2 previous champions, last years rookie of the year and dougie winner, and contender for rookie of the year, are in convoy escorting the dougie and rookie trophies under tight security. 

It's that time of year again where two lovers separated only by distance are reunited for a night of lustful glances and uncomfortable flirting.

Will tonight be the night that Pacific finally goes home with his GILF and removes her dentures for a night of wrinkly passion? Or has he done it in secret every year like we all know? Has Dorothy

Fishin Phil's upgrades to the trophy is of the highest order.

Great job.

After several years of failures by a major American satellite launch company to get the new weather satellite into orbit, Marcus has begged a crack team of retired Nokia technicians to attempt to restart the original.

Using the beta version of the hastily constructed dual processor Nokia satellite console, the team minutes ago announced

Following major damage sustained during the earlier storms at Manning Point Manor, a team of highly skilled craftsmen have spent several hours and even more beers restoring the champions tent to its (mostly) former glory.

As usual, rookies will be provided a small cardboard box in the corner.

Significant works has been done on the Manning Point boat ramp using some kind of silica substance to reduce friction. 

MPFC Infrastructure Chief, Marcus Copperi, will not reveal what the substance is, or who even is the major contractor. 

We hope it produces the desired outcomes for the big tournament only a week away.