Fishing School for MPFC

Australian Institute of Sport (AIS) Fishing Director, Mr. A. Ettingschnitzel, believes the poor fish catches over the past few years from the MPFC have nothing to do with the affects of the El Nino or La Nina weather patterns, global warming, high or low rainfall or water temperatures, depletion of fish stocks by professional or recreational fishermen, nor is it due to sediment buildup from the over developed Harrington Waters Retirement Estate. ET stated ... "It is basically the poor fishing skills of the MPFC anglers that is to blame".

To address the problem, the AIS setup a Fishing Academy (AISFA) under the direction of ET. ET believes ... "The current MPFC contestants are beyond help. They are too inept and fixed in their draconian fishing methods. It is the policy of the AISFA to teach the next generation of anglers who will meld to the teachings of professional instructors".

Organiser for the MPFC, Mr. Marcus Copperi, was not available for comment but said ..."ET wouldn't know if a Gamakatsu Worm Hook, a Gang Hook or a regular Wire Big Jig Hook ... was up him or not!"