Complaints Department

Alegations of organisational incompetence have once again sullied the still and pristine waters of Manning Point. Unnamed sources have stated that while publically showing a sqeeky clean image, the organisation behind the mammoth task of arranging this years MPFC has badly underperformed.

One contestant has already admitted to arranging his own percunery supplies, another has commented on the debarcle of changed dates and still a futher contestant has complained of constant harasment from fellow contestants.

Can Ronny hold it all together.....